Imagine somebody hands you an unopened beer bottle and tells you that they can’t find a bottle opener. Well no problemo, you have your almighty ring!

You can buy ‘em at thinkgeek.com for $7.99 each!

And now since you are drinking, let the cubicle wars begin!

#4) USB missile launcher

Cubicle wars has a new weapon! I don’t think there is anything which will make you feel better than to launch missiles at your coworkers! Plug this sucker into your computer, use your computer to target and start firing! Note: it is best used on coworkers who are not expecting attack from your cubicle.

Here we have multiple turrets in action:

You can buy this weapon from x-tremegeek.com for $29.99 This is a very good price to pay to protect your cubicle!

#3) Amazing flying monkey

Cubicle wars secret weapon: That’s right! A FLYING MONKEY! Okey maybe this monkey doesn’t fly by itself, but with your help it sure can! When you are done launching your missiles (see #4) you can send in your monkey to finish off whatever is left.

Here is one in action where war has been taken outside of cubicles:

You can get this ultimate weapon at stupidcubicle.com for only $10.00!

#2) Racing Grannies

So after all this violence, your co-worker wants to end it granny style. This is where you pull out racing grannies to decide who wins the war!

Want to see them in action? Here you go:

You can get the racing grannies at Office Playground for $11.99 Small price to pay to make peace!

#1) USB Humping Dog

Now since there is peace in your office, you let the dog out. Time to be productive!

Your dog in action:

You may get this lovely dog from your local stupidcubicle.com for only $24.99!